Fellas as you get more experienced (yeah so OK I mean older) you will start to grow some serious eyebrows. Ya know the bookshelf joints that look like nori on your face... right.

The Solution is here... Manscaping by Alison at Kiss & Make Up. 

I think this little lady gets a bit of a rush by causing pain on big dudes like me but my brows have never looked so cute... um oops I mean...nice. No more Captain Lou Albino braces rubber bands on the eyebrows just to keep them out of the eyes. My Cookie Monster days are over.

Here's how: Take your GF for the treat of getting eye brows done and while you are there play it off like you are scared and too butch to get your eye garages done. Keep insisting "Imma Man.. I don't need my brows done" (puff the chest up a bit first though... chicks digg this) then when they keep egging you on (and they will)... give in quietly and tell the GF it is only for her because you love her so much you'll let yourself get punk'd for her. Trust me this plan is bullet proof and you will have GQ brows in about 5 mins or less.

If you are single just get'em chopped asap it will certainly step your game up. The ladies don't like forehead hedges son. While you are at it get the nails cleaned up too.

I go to see Alison like twice a month and I always get compliments on having nice eyebrows... then I get to say...  Yes "I'm man enough to get my Manscaping on"

#Aloha